Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

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najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

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ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

Dang, I love those movies, but yeah that’s a problematic thing. Yup. Yup. 

(via starline)

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allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

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  • *hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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